Craigslist gold!

Too Funny- I bet he thinks that coat of green house paint is original and should buff out with a little elbow grease. By the way..does anyone know where I can get some elbow grease? I found my old tennis racket and I want to play again.....

Elbow grease huh? I sure could use some of that. I'd have a lot of cars restored by now

Let me know when you find some

Elbow grease is that all elusive concoction, much like scratch. They make everything from scratch; houses, cakes, cookies and of course Mom's wonderful meals! When I was growing up, without the help of a microwave, my Mom and Grandmother's could whip up 4 course breakfast before we even got out of bed! I seriously think my Mom never slept! How did she do it without the 'Nuke box' ??? When I find some elbow grease, scratch and that sticky yellow salve my Grandpa made out of God knows what, which he kept in rusty, dust filled jar in the garage. He smeared that stuff on us whenever we hurt ourselves and swore it cured anything. Strange............

hahahahahahahah thats great

I forgot to mention, when I find any or all 3 of the above mentioned including that bucket of anti-gravity water from Pluto that guy sold me, I will put it up for sale to the highest bidder! Starting bid of $5,000,000!

I'd buy that

I bet I could sell the anti-gravity water to that bar here that does wet t-shirt contests for Milfs, Cougars and Grandma's on Tuesday nights.........Baseball, baseball, baseball........

hahahahaha Who the hell goes to that? Anti gravity water or not I'll pass

Eh maybe on Cougars night

Robert.....I don't think you need eldow grease. I havent used it in years. My problem is that I haven't been able to get a round tuit. Can't seem to find it in my workshop now that the weather has gotten cold......John

hahahahaha I could use both