Craigslist gold!

post funny cl ads here. and please quote before they are flagged.

http://austin.craigslist.org/wan/1808103806.html

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LOOKING FOR A FREE BMW. - $1
Date: 2010-06-24, 12:37AM CDT
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HI.. I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE GAVE ME A FREE B.M.W. OR A Z3. OE BMW 325I, YOU CAN CALL MR. SIMPSON/ 512-63220**

Yeah, i'll take one too.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1806106480.html

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antique car (austin, tx)
Date: 2010-06-22, 9:46PM CDT
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cal jeff 512 66991**

uh, okay...

haha Wow those are awesome

I don't have time to read full CL adds, can Jeff be a little less specific please...

I guess they're just spam, notice the number format is the same and both have one extra digit.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1805115646.html

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i have a 1965 oldsmobile i was trying to fix up but i don't have da time and it's taking up space i took parts off da engine to replacce but i din't get a chance i have ova $800 in parts dat i havent put in yet i got da carbuerator rebuilt every thang der basically just needs to be put in body i good shape and interior and da left passanger window is missing dats day way i got n its just been sittn here so if anybody interested let me know frank 512 665 92** i am askin $800 obo for it

frank needs to finish the first grade.

Dats Da Loungest sintence eva

http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/1821864118.html

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1993 Suburban with 311K miles
busted steering column - was drivable with just a front and rear main seal / oil leak.
runs like a beast - i dont have the time or money to repair - need money for school.
no title
1450 with the rims

can you say stoled?

haha and what's with the low quality creeper far away cell phone pictures?

http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1823253346.html

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Pontiac
Ft Worth Tx northside
Contact Mike 817-729-75**!
Automatic, Cold A/C, Power windows, Power locks, Tilt wheel, Cruise control, Power mirrors, Good tires, Good glossy paint,
Pontiac
Ft Worth Tx northside rs, Good tires, Good glossy paint,

great sales tactic, leave them guessing and driving 4 hours just to find out what the fucking thing is!

LAME

http://cnj.craigslist.org/tls/1783868877.html

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Here is a good condition Snap-On KRSC30 Roll Cart/Mobile Work Center (RED). This Roll cart has a lot of space for all your tools needed to manuever. It has a big top storage where the lid flips open (lockable), side holes for prybar and screwdrivers, 3 ball bearing slide drawers and a extra big bottom shelf for bulky tools. Measures out at 45" tall 32" wide and 21" depth. I bought this for $1700.00 at snap-on truck so take advantage of this great deal.

if you paid $1700 for that, you got ROYALLY fucked!

when they were available, they were only $610.

it's been replaced by the krsc31, which i have, that were $715 until 2 weeks ago, now they are $840.

http://houston.craigslist.org/tls/1826592319.html

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tools box CRAP-ON Very cheap--barata - $400 (bingle/290)
Date: 2010-07-05, 12:31PM CDT
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TOOLS BOX--very cheap - $400 (290/bingle)

I AM SELLING MY GOOD TOOLS BOX WITH SOME TOOLS, I NEED PAY SOME BILLS,FOR THIS REAZON I SELLING IN EXCELLENT PRICE,

spanish for snap on or craftsman?

That's so terrible...

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/cto/1822933157.html

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86 shortbed chevy - $1000 (bryan)
Date: 2010-07-02, 3:15PM CDT
Reply to:

needs a motor
needs a motor
needs a motor
needs a motor
needs a motor
needs a motor




contact

Say, does it have a motor?

I would bet you $500 he has dumb fucking mexicans calling him all day "hey guy, uuhhmm i was like just wonderring if this vehicle had a motoorrr??? and iif so is it a chebbyyy?????"

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1836218129.html

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95 Pontiac Bonneville Big Block - $300 (S Austin)
Date: 2010-07-10, 4:44PM CDT
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95 Pontiac Bonneville 126K Big Block for sale. Not running, good engine. 300 OBO

I wouldn't call a 3.8 v6 a big block...

Maybe someone actually put a 454 in it or something hahahahaha

in the Austin free stuff.

http://austin.craigslist.org/zip/1866620171.html

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Assorted Adult Toys (NW/ Austin)
Date: 2010-07-27, 4:18PM CDT
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Lightly used but clean and some new unused adult toys. Makes my Boyfriend Carlos jealous. Must give away

Call or text at 1-816-878-**** for detailed information. Ask for Rob

I, oddly, have nothing to say here.

That's disgusting

and "my boyfriend carlos" and "ask for rob"

What gender did these toys belong to?????

MY LEFT ARM

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MY LEFT ARM - $7897844 (my left arm)
Date: 2010-08-13, 8:15PM EDT
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very useful if u kno wht i mean call me at 518 280 **** thnx bring a hachet

hahaha how do you find this shit

http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1902000964.html

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Date: 2010-08-16, 1:34PM CDT
Reply to:

?

Well..... !

haha

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1898492677.html

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1959 Pontiac Temperance - $950 (Houston Tx)
Date: 2010-08-14, 11:36AM CDT
Reply to: sale-h4dxf-1898492677@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1959 Pontiac Temperace , great project car needs a lot of work just havent had time to do it , very rare model

* Location: Houston Tx

Oh.......my.........God.

I am seriously worried about my future if there are people out there that are this dumb.

Must be the ultra rare '59 Temperace I have never heard about hahahahahaha

Scary indeed

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/pts/1918769515.html

If the trans didn't just go out on my van, I'd be very tempted on this for $100.