Posts : 1883 Join date : 2008-05-22 Age : 37 Location : Canyon Lake, Texas
Subject: Got pulled over today Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:07 pm
So I get pulled over this morning going over the Guadalupe river right by my work. 34 in a 30. The cop is kind of a dick head and starts accusing me of not having a job (I guess since it's Tuesday morning and I'm driving around). I say "I do have a job, I'm an asshole stretcher." He says "What the hell is an asshole stretcher?" I said "You know, I stick one finger in and then a few more and then I work my way up to a few more fingers and eventually I stretch it out to about 6 feet." The cop looked at me confused and said "Now what the hell would any body do with a 6 foot asshole?" I said "Stick him here at the end of this bridge and give people tickets.
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Posts : 204 Join date : 2008-06-26 Age : 47 Location : ajijic, jalisco, Mexico
Subject: Re: Got pulled over today Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:26 pm
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